Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, by Robin Sloan
I really wish I hadn't of read this book.
I don't know how it came to be in my possession or why it made its way into my Amazon cart, but I definitely regret it. And because I can't seem to quit a book because I'm always hoping it will pick up and I'm terrified to miss out, I read the whole damn thing. Ugh.
Don't read it.